Where: War Horse at the Vivian Beaumont Theater, tickets here
J. Crew Ludlow Wool Suit Jacket
Buy It Now at Mr. Porter, $455
J. Crew Ludlow Wool Suit Trousers
Buy It Now at Mr. Porter, $195
Gitman Vintage Red Chambray Shirt
Buy It Now at Gitman Vintage, $165
Gitman Vintage Portree Tartan Tie
Buy It Now at Gitman Vintage, $75
Florsheim Veblen Wingtips
Buy It Now at Florsheim, $170
Stanley 8 oz Flask
Buy It Now at Manventure Outpost, $15
Boys take girls to the movies. Men take their women to the theater. Get yourself some culture and take your lady to a show. Besides, if you've seen that episode of South Park, you know what's up with Broadway anyway. You'll want to look sharp in a versatile charcoal suit. Channel the special day with a red chambray shirt and patterned tie, and finish off your outfit with a pair of solid wingtips.
The show War Horse will keep you both enthralled and has an ending that won't leave either of you feeling sad afterwards. If you really can't stand theater though, know that most of them do serve alcohol, but just in case, you might want to bring a flask.