Problem: You haven’t cleaned your room since LAST Valentine’s Day.
Solution: Unfortunately, there isn’t some magical short cut for this one. It’s time to break out the cleaning supplies (or buy some cleaning supplies) and scrub. Scrub until the layers of dirt dissolve. Scrub until the beer residue from last weeks Super bowl party has disappeared. Scrub until you can’t scrub anymore. And if you have a carpet, don’t hesitate to run the vacuum over it, even places you can’t see.
Maybe rid the fridge of old food and fill with some nice chocolates too?