27. Axl Rose
We're not mad at "Welcome to the Jungle"-era Axl. That dude was a rock star. But fast forward, and like Bret Michaels, Axl Rose has a severe aversion to showing his forehead in public. Extra-wide bandannas, backward hats, and even feathered bangs have all graced the top part of his head... and when he finally bared all, we realized why: he is a grown white man with cornrows.