30. Brad Pitt

Universally adored by women since he swung a hair dryer in Thelma & Louise, Brad Pitt also has that unique “guy's guy” ability to convert any dude to an all-dry-chicken-breast diet (Tyler Durden for life). He does okay on the red carpet, but seriously, he must be so over being adored. That's why when left to his own devices (read: sans stylist), he ends up looking a little more Jesse James and a little less Joe Black. So when Brad goes all fedora-and-chin-pubes on us, we plug our ears and cover our eyes like that of the tantrums of his 47 children.