Denim Brands

J.Crew 484 Slim-Fit Jean
Buy It Now at J. Crew, $98;

Naked and Famous Skinny Guy
Buy It Now at Revolve, $140

Naked and Famous Weird Guy
Buy It Now at Revolve, $180

Yes, we notice the labels on your jeans, but embroidery, embellished pockets, and loud decals are just plain ugly. It's not 2003 anymore, guys. True Religion is a definite dealbreaker. Play it safe with simple and raw denim like the slim-fit at J.Crew and if you really want to impress us, Naked & Famous is just obscure enough to be cool.