13. Rockwell "Rustico the Great"

Released: 2006

The Dutch artist Parra has made a lot of dope shirts with his brand Rockwell, but this winner from their 2006 Le Collection Noir is the only one that features a man who walks around with his feet inside vaginas. We had never seen anything like this before, and probably never will again. Oh wait, you can just type "foot in vagina" into Google images? Hold on...oh, GROSS.

Rockwell brought back Rustico for a sequel in 2007's "Fade To Grey" collection, only this time our wayward hero was promoted to placing his hands inside vaginas. Movin' on up!