59. Wowch Pussy Pistol
Cats are way more hardbody than you think. You feed them, brush them, clean up their crap, and if you think twice about any of it, they'll merk you like a motherfucking Civil War re-enactment. Say O HAI to the bad guy.
YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Wowch caught a serious wedgie in '08 when a shirt they'd designed for Urban Outfitters in 2005 popped up—with the image flipped and the colors changed—on James Franco's character in Pineapple Express.