Stripper Pole and Platinum Grip

He writes about them, he frequents them, and he "knows them strippers by their real names." O.K., Drake loves strip clubs, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Who doesn’t? Since he already revealed that he wants to install an LED lit, multi-lavender spraying shower in his home, this glowing LED strip pole should fit right into his dream home. Why go to the strip club when you can bring the girls and the club to you? The platinum grip is an extra precaution, just to make sure the girls get a good hold of that pole. Last thing you want to happen is a stripper suing you.

The Platinum Glow Poles (Girl not included)
Buy It Now at Platinum Stages, $449

Platinum Grip
Buy It Now at Platinum Stages, $10