10 New Year's Eve Style Choices That Will Get You Laid

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Now that Christmas is over, people everywhere can start focusing on the more important things in life, like blacking out in order to usher in what could possibly be the year the world ends. Meloncholia jokes aside, whether or not planet Earth is facing an impending apocalypse, there's definitely one catastrophe that can be prevented: looking like a fool on New Year's Eve.

Sure, given the right amount of alcohol — and a proper amount of game — even a dude in Crocs and cargo shorts can bag a shorty who's drunk and willing to settle, but if you're trying to pull the 10 with the Balenciaga purse and black Alexander Wang dress, you're gonna need to step up your game. That means looking classy and unique without sticking out like a sore thumb. The key to that is clothes that show you pay attention, without making you look like you're trying too hard. We found some great pieces with subtle details that'll grab her attention, but it's up to you to keep it. Here's 10 New Year's Eve Style Choices That Will Get You Laid.

Chesterfield Topcoat

AMI Single Breasted Topcoat, 
Buy It Now at Barneys, $419
Uniqlo Chesterfield Coat
Buy It Now at Uniqlo, $150 

A long topcoat like this ups your style game, since it's normally worn over suits. That isn't to say you can't rock it over a pair of proper wool trousers and your favorite denim jacket either. Cop one in an of-the-moment camel color or a darker charcoal. Both are equally versatile. The length has an added bonus: it'll keep her legs warm when you throw it over her while you're hopping from bar to bar. You are offering her your coat right? Be a gentleman... for the first few shots, at least.

Tuxedo

Needles Tuxedo Blazer
Buy It Now at Park & Bond, $520
Needles Navato Pant
But It Now at Park & Bond, $250 

Booked tickets to a swanky black tie event? That means you're gonna need a tuxedo. Do yourself a favor and never rent one. This rendition by Needles opts for a double-breasted jacket with a notched lapel, and pairs it with classic straight leg pants. Don't get it twisted, just because it's a straight-leg pant doesn't mean they shouldn't fit. Get them tailored. A timeless tuxedo should fit you perfectly but also give you room to breathe. Plus, given the dough you'll drop on a quality tux, you'll wanna be able to wear it for years. That means having the tailor leave some fabric in there to let out for those weddings down the line, when all that New Year's Eve binge drinking finally catches up with you.

White Buttondown Shirt

Patrik Ervell Standard Buttondown in White Denim
Buy It Now at Patrik Ervell, $168 

A white buttondown shirt is one of the most versatile items you can own. Given that, you're gonna wanna be careful of stains from drinks like red wine and brown liquor. This interpretation by designer Patrik Ervell utilizes a white denim fabric, which makes it ideal for cooler temperatures and also the perfect balance of formal and casual. Pair it with a tux and necktie for instant classiness, or rock it untucked with a pair of slim jeans and oxford shoes for a laid-back look.

Ties

Pierrepont Hicks Woolly Booger Tie
Buy It Now at PIerrepont Hicks, $120
Royal Blue 1" Tie Bar
Buy It Now at The Tie Bar, $15
Gray Tipped Knit Tie
But It Now at The Tie Bar, $15-$20

Ditch the bow tie and go for a necktie. Too many guys opt for the bowtie and you don't want to be one of them. A bow tie is simply played out and used by too many dudes who think they know how to dress well, only to look like a fool because they've paired a wide, black, silk bow tie with a slim chambray shirt. Not a good look. Besides, a four-in-hand necktie loosened up a little, with the top button of your shirt undone, is a look that shows you either don't take yourself too seriously, or you're a bit faded. Both mean you're potentially easier to talk to, which means she just might give you a chance. And should you succeed, let's just say neckties are much better than bowties when it comes to certain... improvised techniques in the heat of the moment.

Unstructured Suit

Heather Gray Tate Jacket
Buy It Now at UNIS, $405
Heather Gray Gio Dressy Pants
Buy It Now at UNIS, $201
Navy Canvas Tate Jacket
Buy It Now at UNIS, $377
Navy Canvas Gio Dressy Pants
Buy It Now at UNIS, $201 

One great fitting suit is all you really need for job interviews, formal functions, and almost all weddings. A gray flannel or classic navy blue goes for miles, and you can break it apart to rock just the pants or the jacket. This version from UNIS is unstructured, meaning there's virtually no padding to add bulk to the shoulders, but still made of great fabrics and wears easy. So you'll look completely comfortable despite the fact that you're outdressing every other dude at whatever party you're at. Get it in, Don Draper.

Henley

Rag & Bone Raglan Henley
But It Now at Rag & Bone, $150 

Winter is simply way too cold to rock a simple v-neck underneath a blazer. For a similar casual vibe, opt for a henley. Whether it's the thermal waffle-knit version or just a simple ribbed knit, it'll keep you looking put together without making you seem like a slob.

Washed Jeans

Jeans 5 in Grnd Blue
Buy It Now at BLK DNM, $150 

Face it: every other dude is gonna be rocking slim, raw denim. Change it up with a pair of lighter, slim-fitting jeans that don't look like your dad's. When paired with nice shoes, a well-fitting sportcoat, and a buttondown, it'll be the ideal mix of rock-and-roll attitude and gentlemanly style.

Oxford Shoes

Doc Martens Bennett
Buy It Now at Doc Martens, $100

No one wants to ruin a good pair of hardbottoms because some drunk spilled Henny all over your Aldens. These simple oxfords from Doc Martens will only set you back $100, and they feature a slimmer sole than their predecessors. That means not only will the classy chicks dig the simple silhouette, but you'll get an in with that one moody girl with a dragon tattoo. Talk to her about Morrissey or the Clams Casino instrumental album and who knows, if you remind her enough of the dad she resents, maybe she'll end up going home with you.

Shawl Collar Sportcoat

The Shawler Sportcoat
Buy It Now at GANT, $650 

Really set yourself apart with this subtle plaid shawl collar sportcoat from GANT. The wool fabric ensures it'll keep you warm, while the silk shawl collar shows you know what you're doing. Think of it as part Hugh Hefner, and part hunter — and may your hunt go as planned.

Designer Sneakers

Lanvin Polished Tennis Sneakers
Buy It Now at Ssense, $472 

Yes, it's been a really good year for Jordans, but a lot of high-class chicks are more likely to notice these. Not to mention their subtler design means they work much better with a suit and tie than the Black/Cements or Concords. Every sneakerhead should have one pair of luxury kicks in his collection, and the big three to know are Lanvin, Margiela, and Raf Simons. One pair will set you back about 2 pairs of Concords, but the leather quality, construction, and comfort are superior. Now, we're not saying buying luxury sneakers will get you laid right off the bat, but think of copping a pair as just one small step (albeit a giant leap for your bank account) towards the finer things in life.