Now you can marry your love of furniture with the joy you get from swearing. Sit this periodic table of swearing in the middle of the room, push an element to hear the corresponding bad word, and direct said expletive to whomever deserves it at the moment. Most of the swears are pretty graphic, but a few of the tamer ones include: bollocks to that (Btt); silly bastard (Sb) and stupid old wanker (Sow). You can check out the video below to see some of the stronger ones. [Incredible Things]

Periodic Table of Swearing from Clay Interactive Ltd on Vimeo.