3. Zombie Steve Jobs 

New Balance 991, $140

Washed Jeans, $25 

Mock Neck, $20

Zombie Makeup, $4 

iPad (Bonus: have "Plants vs. Zombies" on it)

Looks like Steve had some unfinished business, and there's no app for the undead's hunger for brains. Too soon? Probably. Fucked up? Definitely.