5. Victor Ortiz

Boxing Trunks, $30

Boxing Gloves, $23

Hug Me T-Shirt, $21

Bruise Make-Up, $7 

This guy can't catch a break. His mom left him. Then his dad left him. Then he got his ass knocked-out by Mayweather on a cheap shot. Damn, he must have awful trust issues. The least you could do is keep him relevant in this get-up.