9. Unemployed NBA Player

Deflated basketball, $5

Training Shorts, $20

Training Jersey, $15 

Leather Briefcase, $860

Portfolio, $265 

The NBA lockout is in full effect and has many players scrounging for a side hustle. Show people you're still practicing in hopes for a season in this training gear, but don't forget your leather portfolio for your resume and a nice briefcase for any prospective job interviews.