Usher Raymond IV has mastered this R&B music shit. To put things in simpler terms, just look at his seven Grammys, four World Music Awards, six American Music Awards, and twenty-two Billboard Music Awards. Not to mention, millions of teenage girls are forever in debt to Usher for signing Justin Bieber. But even with all these accomplishments, Usher still hasn't used his money on a better stylist.

We are always rooting for Usher, sincerely. So for his 33rd birthday today, our gift to him is a reality check. We want him to realize the fails of his off-the-wall tour costumes to WTF-worthy red carpet 'fits. As true fans, we've collected a gallery of Usher's Most Ridiculous Outfits.