4. Old Spice Guy

Towel Set, American Living, $50
Deodorant, $3
Muscle Arms Costume Accessory, $14
Plastic Clam, $.25
1/2 inch Acrylic Diamonds, $10 

Look behind you, now look back, it's the costume that athletic dudes everywhere can easily rock. Show off your sense of humor with the clamshell full of diamonds, and provided you're not totally doughy, she may deem you acceptable enough to see what's under the towel.