8. Tiger Woods

Asics Gel Tour Lyte, $80
Adidas Approach Cart (Golf Bag), $165 
Nike Fashion Stitch Golf Polo, $55
Durex Love Condoms, 12-Pack, $7
Blackberry Curve 8320 Red Dummy Display Toy Cell Phone, $15 

Tiger Woods cleaned up in the women department, maybe by dressing up as him you can start racking up the numbers yourself. Just be sure to keep it a secret from your girl, otherwise you'll end up working on your stroke, if you catch our drift.