11. Aladdin

Fez, $18
Vest, $40
Sweatpants, $18 
Lamp, $4 

Ask any girl who her favorite Disney "Prince Charming" is and she'll say it's not the royal prick she fantasizes about, it's the bum-ass vagabond Aladdin. Girls like bad boys. This is the only time that wearing parachute pants and a vest with no shirt underneath is acceptable. Now go on and ride on that magic carpet and take her to "A Whole New World."