12. Gynecologist

“Seymour Bush” Lab Coat, $15
Stethoscope, $45
Blow-Up Doll, $35 

The doctor isn’t quite “in,” but you could get there in this get-up. Offer free screenings and let them know you're experienced by the blow-up "patient" hanging off your shoulders. Be warned, this one could go either way. You’ll probably get slapped in the face by disgusted females more than a few times, but if you play it right, you might just get one to open her legs for you. Just remember to be a good OBGYN and bring along some Plan B, so she knows there’ll be nothing to worry about.