5. Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez

Heritage: Cedric: Mexican; Omar: Puerto Rican
Hustle: Musicians, At the Drive-In/The Mars Volta

The impossibly badass duo behind both At the Drive-In and Mars Volta had a secret up their sleeve when it came to perfecting their look. Literally, though — the two shared a love of drugs that definitely contributed to their ability to fit into tiny pants and shirts way before Lil B had Vans on. Though the musicians have long given up their habits due to the eye-opening death of a fellow bandmate, the gentlemen continue to carry the flag for aspiring fans of all slim everything.