5. No One Else Wants the Job
Marc Jacobs isn't leaving his position as Creative Director, Riccardo Tisci ain't stepping away from Givenchy any time soon, and Haider Ackermann (another name that’s been tossed in the hat) is apparently "way too edgy" for the job. Alexander Wang’s name has been mentioned, but he's got a good thing going with his own brand. It’s not likely that Phoebe Philo will get the job, and that’s pretty much everyone. Sorry LVMH, it’s Yeezy or the guy you found on Craigslist.
[Image: Alexander Wang, Kanye West]