Did you hear that? That was the sound of the world falling to its knees after hearing The Jersey Shore has been translated for the stage. It's called The Jersey Shoresical: A Frickin' Rock Opera, and it was co-created by the awkward fat-kid from Larry Clark's BULLY. It looks pretty awful, but that's just our opinion. Take a look at the video and see if this is the beginning of the end. [Warming Glow]