2. DQM Tree Bark Birdsville Snapback, $32

"All camo all day. What more do you need? If you grew up in the sticks like I did you probably exited the womb in fatigues. I popped out in a Ghillie suit. The doctor couldn't even find me. The only thing that gave me away was the god damned umbilical cord. Oh well, all you can do is learn from mistakes."