The former member of Goodie Mob performed with Gwyneth Paltrow and the Muppets last night at the Grammy Awards looking like Selita Ebanks in "Runaway" after an Fruit Loops overdose. What The F*ck You Wearing, Cee Lo?! We weren't aware it was time to celebrate Carnival already. Can we expect to see you on a float on the Eastern Parkway later this year? Big Bird is so angry at you right now for stealing his shine. Kindergarteners all over the world are crying from the lack of plumage for art projects. Everytime you sing "Fuck You," a peacock dies. It's so fowl. AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Sorry.
