Seriously, the first sentence of this VERY IMPORTANT NEWS DISPATCH is the following: "The dollar share of the men’s underbottoms market held by the long-legged brief silhouette last year, up from 31.9 percent in 2009." LOL at "underbottoms" is that what we're calling them now? Anyway, overall underwear sales were up 10.7 % last year and long boxer briefs moved up from 31.9% in 2009. That's it, green light, forget what the senators are telling you, rock your saggy jeans even lower. 

[via WWD]