I swear, between ol' Breezy here and his compatriot in artfully hilarious ensemblage will.i.am, we will NEVER run out of these. So without further ado: What The F*ck You Wearing Chris Brown? Holy crap, did you gather a formal committee to vote on the outfit that most speaks to your specific flavor of tightly furrowed bitchassness? Because I'm pretty sure "shrunken riding jacket complete with tiny notched velvet lapels, decorated with the added douchebaggery of a FASHION HOLSTER, sateen trousers tucked into riding boots, topped off with a pre-tied bow tie and a leather hobo glove," would be EXACTLY what these experts would come up with. My life for a riding crop to thwack you with, you costumey dipshit. [via]

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