Brad and Angelina work so hard at being the perfect couple. When cameras click and roll, they act like they were born specifically to be together, bear child, amass children and honor each other in the spotlight. Mrs. Joile even elected to buy him an expensive-ass tree that symbolizes peace. But maybe it symbolizes something else too. If a tree falls in the forest and there are zero paparazzi to document it, do these assholes actually still even like each other? She's definitely a hologram at this point, right?