The term "Art Basel" refers to a ton of different fairs and events that are splintered between South Beach, Downtown Miami, and Wynwood. Because nothing is anywhere near anything else, visitors spend an inordinate amount of time and money ferrying back and forth between neighborhoods. Both renting a car and traveling by cab stick you for your paper, and if you score a whip from Alamo, you’ll have to worry about catching DUIs and paying exorbitant valet prices. In Miami, a city where Beamers, Benzes, and Bentleys are as commonplace as delicious Cuban sandwiches, that PF Cruiser with an auto-reversing tape deck isn't going to qualify as Larry Hoover.

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