Everybody knows that chicks dig a vicious shoe game. That's a given. But what you may not know is that to effectively manipulate the fickle female psyche, you have to convince the subconscious as well. You have to smell the part. It's a mammal thing. We know it sounds RIDICULOUS to think that we're going to match scents with soles, but this is 100% an exact science and we're happy to accept fat envelopes filled with grateful cash gifts from you, our readers, when this guide MAKES YOUR LADYKILLING WEEKEND. Based on descriptions of each scent and the type of message you want to send with your shoes, Complex Presents The 10 Best Cologne x Footwear Combos.

Disclaimer: We do not condone dumping the whole bottle on yourself. You'll smell like a date-rapey distillery.