Remember that time you drew a huge wang-piece across your friend's face after he passed out with his shoes on? Yeah, us neither. Sharpie's newest gadget is about to change the ink game as we all know it, giving passed-out kids extra time before those hand-stylings turn into three-day tattoos. It starts out like a pencil, allowing you to doodle, draw, write, and erase as if you were working with any regular #2—but once you let it set (over a couple of days), the marking lasts forever. Amazing. Available in September. [Sharpie]