You think it's easy being a Vietnam vet? Try telling it to this guy and see what he says. It's gonna be hilarious! But being an abject lunatic with an itchy trigger finger is made 100% more stylish with protective eyewear. Especially under the harsh glare of bowling-alley track lighting. Because this guy gets what he needs: "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs." Classic and classy.