Léon Montana is the ultimate badass: He looks like Serge Gainsbourg, knocks people off like John McClane, and has a creepy pedo relationship with a weirdly precocious, slutted-up 12-year-old Natalie Portman. The key to his swag? A pair of clear, bull's-eye-round joints that are bold, sophisticated, and—when worn correctly—intimidating beyond belief.