We know what you're thinking, you're thinking we're CRAZY for throwing a pair of glasses frames on this list at the 25 mark. That's cool. If you have 20/20 vision, high five, good for you. Go fly a plane. If you DO have glasses and hate the ones you've got on (send us a Twitpic, we'll confirm if you should kill them ugly joints with fire) check these out. They are perfectly retro in a way that was HUGE in the first half of 2010 but they're not so time-specific that they'll be out in 2011 and feature larger, boxier (rather than rectangular) frames. Plus, the high-contrast tortoiseshell pattern looks stylish without being too "fashiony."