Team: Chicago Bulls
Injury: Finger laceration
Cause: Cut finger with a cigar cutter
When you're the best ever, you're not used to looking like an idiot. So when Michael Jordan badly cut his finger on a cigar cutter, it was a rare chance for us mere mortals to laugh at the Bulls' legend. After missing a game, he immediately went back and started scoring 30-plus a night, and we went back to worshipping him.