Date: 4/30/2012
Team: New York Knicks
Injury: Hand lacerations
Cause: Punched glass door of fire extinguisher

While he may have known it in his head, Amar'e Stoudemire still decided to blame the Knicks' playoff struggles on some hapless fire extinguisher case. The glass door got the last laugh, though, badly cutting Amar'e's hand and forcing him to miss his next game.