Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 8

Sep 8, 2019; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson (8) celebrates after throwing a touchdown pass against the Miami Dolphins during the first half at Hard Rock Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Chopz: I’m never picking the Falcons again. Panthers. 

Adam: Atlanta owns a 32-19 lead in the all-time series, but it’s only a matter of time before they blow that. Panthers. 

Zion: Panthers, can’t trust Atlanta. 

Angel: The Panthers get to .500 even though I think the Falcons can sneak this one out. Carolina is clearly the better team.

Chopz: Lions pulled one out in Atlanta last week and have won a few games in a row now. I’ll take Detroit. 

Adam: Give me the Colts. Lions due for a let down after that rousing comeback win in Atlanta. 

Zion: Colts.

Angel: The Colts snap Detroit’s two-game winning streak.

Chopz: Packers roll. 

Adam: Green Bay’s won three straight in the series. Make it four. 

Zion: Packers.

Angel: Packers.

Chopz: Bills take this one. Time to start fading Mr. Belichick. 

Adam: Patriots have won seven in a row in the series. It would be the most Bill Belichick thing to pull off an upset when so many are (probably) picking against the Pats. But it ain’t happening this week. Buffalo continues New England’s misery.  

Zion: It’s low-key a toss-up because the Patriots need this one but I’ll go Bills. 

Angel: The Bills will finally win the AFC East and break their seven-game losing streak against the Pats.

Chopz: Titans bounce back with a win in Cincy. 

Adam: Cincinnati keeps it closer than the experts think (+5.5), but give me the Titans. 

Zion: Titans win big.

Angel: Titans win in an easy one.

Chopz: Y'all don't want to see my team get to 6-2. Y'all really don't. Browns win in a shootout to get to 6-2 going into the bye. Get ready. 

Adam: Raiders with no explanation required. 

Zion: The Browns would be the worst 6-2 team of all time if they win, but they will not. Raiders. 

Angel: Give me the Raiders, no way the Browns get to 6-2 at any point of this season.

Chopz: Chiefs win by less than 21 and Le’Veon Bell scores at least twice.

Adam: HA.

Zion: Chiefs by 100.

Angel: This is going to be a bloodbath. Kansas City.

Chopz: I’d love to take Tua here in his debut but I’ll go with the Rams. 

Adam: Tua Tagovailoa taking over and dealing with that Rams pass rush could get dicey, but I’ll go with the upset since Miami’s always competitive. And it’s a west coast team playing on the east coast at 1 p.m. 

Zion: Prayers up for Tua in his debut, Aaron Donald will show no mercy. Rams. 

Angel: That Rams defense is going to welcome Tua to the NFL. Give me L.A.

Chopz: What a game. I’ll go with the home team and take the Ravens. Lamar Jackson gets that big win. 

Adam: Just don’t trust Lamar Jackson in these games against the better teams. Steelers to cover (+3.5) and straight up. 

Zion: I need Lamar to show out for the haters! Ravens. 

Angel: Ravens give the Steelers their first loss. Enough is enough.

Chopz: Chargers because Justin Herbert looks like the real damn deal. 

Adam: The Broncos have won three of the last four meetings. Make it four of five. 

Zion: Who cares, lol…Chargers though.

Angel: Both teams are 2-4 and I think the Chargers are the better team. LA.

Chopz: Saints win on the road because the Bears might have the worst offense in the NFL. 

Adam: The Bears appear to be 5-2 frauds after that dreadful game against the Rams. Roll with the Saints. 

Zion: Saints, the Bears offense is complete trash.

Angel: I’m going to take the Saints here, but I don’t feel great about it.

Chopz: Seattle gets back on track with a win at home. 

Adam: That Seattle defense is a disaster waiting to happen, but the 49ers just don’t scare me. Seahawks. 

Zion: Seahawks won’t drop two in a row. Seattle. 

Angel: The Hawks redeem themselves after last week’s loss. I wanna believe in the Niners again, but not yet.

Chopz: How is every NFC East matchup just dreadful AND on national TV? Eagles, I guess. 

Adam: It’s offensive that the NFL is subjecting America to this game. While I’d love to get cute and pick the Cowboys, how can you after last week? Eagles.  

Zion: Eagles just because someone has to win. 

Angel: Philly wins this only because they’re the home team. What a disaster Mike McCarthy’s return has been. Jerry Jones needs to fire himself.

Chopz: Brady is rolling and gets another win in New York. 

Adam: Yung Zion refuses to rank Tom Brady among the top 5 quarterbacks in the NFL this season. He will after Tommy torches his Giants on Monday Night Football. 

Zion: ^ you think beating the 1-6 Giants makes you a top 5 QB? Bucs win. 

Angel: The Bucs. Would’ve been the Giants if Eli Manning was playing.