Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 5

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Chopz: Tom Brady is on a roll. I’ll go with the Bucs. 

Adam: I really want to go the other way and take the Bears here, but unless somebody spikes Tom Brady’s avocado ice cream the Buccaneers will be 4-1.

Zion: Bucs. 

Angel: The Bucs.

Chopz: You’d think the Falcons would have to win a game eventually, but this isn’t the one. Panthers. 

Adam: If you feel bad for the 0-4 Falcons you’re a better person than me. I think it’s fucking hilarous. Panthers.  

Zion: Falcons.

Angel: Taking the Falcons here because they’re home, but I’m not confident about it.

Chopz: Chiefs, next. 

Adam: Did you know KC is the first team in NFL history to start 4-0 in four straight seasons? They’re about to be 5-0 for the first time since 2018. 

Zion: Chiefs. 

Angel: The Chiefs in a surprisingly competitive game. 

Chopz: Rams win, but Dwayne Haskins should not have been benched. That was a mistake by Washington. You have to let him get reps and play. 

Adam: The NFL is making the Rams go back to the east coast for the third time in four weeks and they have a showdown with San Francisco on SNF in Week 6? Washington pulls off the upset. 

Zion: Rams. 

Angel: Rams win in a game that’s gonna be closer than it should be.

Chopz: Texans finally fired Bill O’Brien. They roll. 

Adam: I predicted Bill O’Brien would be the first coach fired...last year. Texans because they are due. 

Zion: I’ll go Jags here. The Texans have looked awful. 

Angel: Texans are gonna be hype from finally ridding themselves of that cancer. They win at home.

Chopz: Cardinals. The Jets might actually go 0-16. 

Adam: Jets are such a lost cause Adam Gase can’t even win the “First Coach to be Fired” prop bet. Arizona without a second of hesitation. 

Zion: Cards, the Jets going 0-16. Just End The Season. 

Angel: I am by no means a Jets fan, yet I hate Adam Gase with a passion. Arizona on the road.

Chopz: Give me the Eagles. I don’t know why, but give me Philly. 

Adam: Eagles cover the 7-point spread, but Steelers win. 

Zion: Steelers at home. 

Angel: Eagles. 

Chopz: Ravens win a close one. 

Adam: The Ravens seem to pummel the bad teams and suck it up against the good ones. Bengals qualify as one of the bad ones so the Ravens cruise. 

Zion: Ravens in a blowout.

Angel: Ravens in an easy one.

Chopz: The Dolphins need to start Tua. 49ers take this. 

Adam: Is Jimmy G back? We don’t know in the middle of the week. If he’s playing, 49ers. If he’s riding the pine, Miami. 

Zion: Niners. 

Angel: The Niners have Deebo back, they win with or without Jimmy.

Chopz: If Cam doesn’t play then this could be an ugly one. Give me the Pats. 

Adam: If you think Bill Belichick is losing a game to whatever second or third-stringer the Broncos put under center, it’s time to see a specialist. 

Zion: Pats, even without Cam and Gilmore.

Angel: The Pats with or without Cam.

Chopz: I’ll go with Dallas to get back on track. 

Adam: New York’s point differential this year is a comical -49. I’l be disappointed if Dallas doesn’t put up 49 against that atrocious Giants defense and cruise to a victory. 

Zion: Cowboys, the Giants might go 0-16 too. 

Angel: Cowboys need this one bad and I need the Giants to just tank. Dallas.

Chopz: The Cleveland Browns are 3-1. Not sure if you guys know that. They win at home vs. the Colts. 

Adam: Colts since I’m contractually obligated to pick against the Browns each and every week. 

Zion: Sad but I have to pick the browns.

Angel: Colts bring the Browns back down to Earth.

Chopz: Give me Seattle. 

Adam: No-brainer of the week: Seahawks. 

Zion: Seahawks.

Angel: Hawks.

Chopz: Are the Saints on national TV every single week? WTF. They win, but this will be close. 

Adam: Already sick of the Saints in primetime. Heart says LA, head says New Orleans. 

Zion: Saints win at home. 

Angel: Saints but the Chargers cover.