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Can you blame him for trying? Earlier today, Sam Dekker hopped on Twitter to slide into Rihanna's mentions.
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Fresh off of declaring for the 2015 NBA Draft, Dekker must be feeling like it's only a matter of time before he gets his shit together and is able to give Rihanna the lifestyle that she has grown accustomed to. But there's only one problem. It's a known fact that if Rih Rih is going to go out with any NBA player, it will be Joel Embiid. After all, Embiid has been putting in the work to make that possible date a reality.
Either way, trying to pick up Rihanna through Twitter is a long shot, but good luck, Dekker.
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[via @dekker]