Imagine if Joel Embiid put as much enthusiasm into getting selected with the third overall pick by the Philadelphia 76ers in the 2014 NBA Draft as he does talking about how he's got a bigger penis than a 5'10" white dude who is sitting in the same car as him. In a video posted by Barstool Sports which you can check out here, we catch a white kid and Embiid talking about their members and here's how the conversation goes down:
White kid: “I’m like 5’10″ and I got a seven inch dick.”
And just like that, conversation over. And look, we're not trying to throw in our two cents here, but Embiid is seven feet tall, so that may, uh, also support homie's argument.
[via Barstool Sports]
