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In a recent U16 match between the Russian and American women's hockey teams, tensions erupted between the two squads as a Russian player cocked back and unloaded on a young American skater. The result is, well, hilarious, to be honest. Let's do a quick breakdown of all the noteworthy elements in this clip. Firstly, you have an overbearing father screaming in the background like an unwelcome mixture between Gob Bluth and the Bat-Dad.
Then, you have the nasally OMG at the end, which sounds like it was delivered straight out of Fargo, ND.
But, of course, the centerpiece of this on-ice drama is the actual punch itself. A Russian player wallops her American counterpart, and the punch packs so much force that it sounds like John Cena just smacked the Undertaker with a folding chair. The crowd shrieks with terror. Thankfully, two girls from Team USA rush in to deliver some deserved payback. Way to stick up for your companion and country, girls.
