Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 17

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Chopz: Vikings don’t have anything to play for so give me the Bears. 

Adam: Since this isn’t a Monday Night Football game where he’s 0-9 in his career, let’s roll with Kirk Cousins and the Vikings. 

Angel: Vikings.

Zion: Vikings. 

Chopz: Give me the Falcons. 

Adam: The Falcons end the season on a four-game winning streak. 

Angel: I’ll take the Bucs to finish the year at .500.

Zion: Falcons. 

Chopz: Pats take this because they still need to lockup that first-round bye. 

Adam: It wasn’t pretty the first time these two played (Patriots with the comfortable 43-0 win) and it won’t be again. 

Angel: New England because they have more to play for or whatever.

Zion: Pats. 

Chopz: Packers finish the season on a winning streak. 

Adam: With the No. 1 seed in the NFC on the line against the lowly Lions, what do you think is going to happen? 

Angel: Packers.

Zion: Packers. 

Chopz: God, what a shit show this game is going to be. I almost want to pick the Bengals so that it ensures Freddie Kitchens gets fired, but I don’t see the Browns losing this one. 

Adam: Nothing would be more appropriate than for the Browns to end this season with one more epic dud of a game to send Freddie, Odell, and a bunch of others outta Cleveland. Bengals batter the Browns. 

Angel: Cleveland?

Zion: Browns, but barely. 

Chopz: Chiefs roll. 

Adam: Only a fool would pick the Chargers. 

Angel: Chiefs cover.

Zion: Chiefs. 

Chopz: Seems like the Bills are going to rest guys, so I’ll take Adam Gase, his burner account, and the Jets. 

Adam: Jets have played relatively well the second half of the season, but even if the Bills are resting some of their starters, the Jets haven’t beaten anyone on Buffalo’s level. Give me the Bills. 

Angel: The Jets because the Bills won’t care.

Zion: Bills because the Jets lost to the Dolphins and Bengals so they can lose to the Bills backups, too. 

Chopz: Saints still have something to play for, so let’s geaux. 

Adam: There are zero legitimate reasons to pick the Panthers who probably can’t wait for their season to be done. 

Angel: Saints cover.

Zion: Saints. 

Chopz: Broncos squash any hopes of a Raiders playoff berth. 

Adam: Raiders because who cares? 

Angel: Give me the Raiders because Coach Gruden is gonna have them hype.

Zion: Raiders because there’s still a chance. 

Chopz: Titans win this one because it means way more to them than the Texans. 

Adam: If the Texans are really as banged up as reports indicate, have to take the Titans. 

Angel: Titans because I feel like the Texans are gonna take this week to rest injuries.

Zion: Titans. 

Chopz: Give me the Jags here. 

Adam: The Jaguars. 

Angel: Colts because that Jags organization is in such disarray. 

Zion: Colts. 

Chopz: Cowboys need a win and they get it. 

Adam: Dak’s banged up so watch the Cowboys lay another egg and lose to Wasington. 

Angel: Cowboys win and still don’t get in. LMFAO.

Zion: Cowboys. 

Chopz: Eagles win and secure a playoff spot. 

Adam: Eagles, but it’s closer than the experts think. 

Angel: Eagles win in a throwback NFC East showdown.

Zion: Eagles. 

 Chopz: Steelers win this with the Ravens sitting everyone. 

Adam: Pittsburgh since Lamar Jackson can’t hurt ‘em Sunday. 

Angel: Steelers.

Zion: RGIII pulls off a shocker. 

Chopz: Give me the Rams. 

Adam: If Kyler Murray wasn’t battling a hamstring injury I was going to pick the Cardinals. Because he is I have to roll with the Rams. 

Angel: Rams finish with a disappointing 9-7 record.

Zion: Rams. 

Chopz: You already know I’m rolling with Beast Mode and the Seahawks in this one. 

Adam: I’ll take San Francisco because I feel like I can’t trust Seattle. 

Angel: The Seahawks at home to take the NFC West crown.

Zion: 49ers. 

Chopz: I watched like seven total college football games this year, but I hate Ohio State, so let’s take the Tigers. 

Adam: Clemson. Vegas wants you to take Ohio State but stay strong and take the Tigers. Clemson’s the better team. With the better athletes. And they’re probably fired up to epic levels since Dabo Swinney has been peddling his bullshit “We’re getting no respect” for the past three weeks.

Angel: I’m taking Ohio St. even with Justin Fields not being 100 percent. Chase Young and that defense will be more than enough.

Zion: I got a weird feeling about Clemson man… but I’ll take Ohio State. 

Chopz: LSU is really, really good. That spread seems like a lot, but I like LSU to win straight up. 

Adam: Take the points because leaving 13.5 on the table with a team capable of scoring like Oklahoma is lunacy. But expect LSU to keep it moving. 

Angel: LSU is the best team in college football. Geaux Tigers *Coach Ed voice*

Zion: LSU despite Jalen Hurts going off.