Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 9

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Chopz: 49ers might be very legit but I’m taking the Cardinals in the upset. 

Adam: Smoking dust, pal. Only a lunatic would take the Cardinals over the Niners right now.

Angel: Niners.

Zion: I’m a believer in the Niners now. Niners. 

Chopz: Jags. 

Adam: Favorites in these London games have done very well historically. Team Deshaun. 

Angel: Texans taking this one.

Zion: Deshaun Watson > Gardner Minshew. Texans. 

Chopz: Eagles roll because the Bears are in turmoil. 

Adam: Fly Eagles Fly. 

Angel: The Bears get their shit together and win on the road.

Zion: Eagles, can’t trust Chicago. 

Chopz: Weird that the Chiefs are favored with the uncertainity around Mahomes. I’ll take the Vikings because I don't buy that he's playing this week. 

Adam: Because Patrick Mahomes is targeting a return this weekend, pal. Pay attention. Back to fading the Vikings. Give me the Chiefs. 

Angel: This Vikings four-game win streak is gonna be over, folks. Chiefs win with Mahomes back.

Zion: I’m not sure the Vikings win even without Mahomes….Chiefs. 

Chopz: Bills win this but don’t cover. 

Adam: Wrong again. Bills blow ‘em out. 

Angel: Bills in a route.

Zion: The Redskins aren’t an NFL team. Bills. 

Chopz: I like the Colts in this one. 

Adam: One of the better teams in the AFC is going on the road against a team that’s just ok and on a short week since they played on Monday night. Colts roll. 

Angel: The Colts.

Zion: I’m trusting Jacoby to bring this one home again. Colts. 

Chopz: Taking the Panthers here. I don’t trust the Titans at all. 

Adam: Want to get cute and take the Titans, but can’t bring myself to do it. Take Carolina at home. 

Angel: The Panthers.

Zion: Run CMC bounces back. 

Chopz: Lord, what an awful game. I’ll take the Dolphins, actually. 

Adam: Dolphins as the Jets hit a new low. 

Angel: The Jets win their second game after not trading anyone at the deadline.

Zion: THE CHEEKS BOWL ROUND 2…. Jets win. 

Chopz: Seattle takes it. 

Adam: Closer than the experts think, but Seahawks eek one out. 

Angel: The Seahawks is a surprisingly good game.

Zion: Seahawks. 

Chopz: I’ll go with the Lions on the road, but it will be close. 

Adam: Raiders are home for the first time in what feels like forever—actually since Week 2. Raiders Nation deserves a win at the Oakland Alameda County Coliseum since they’ve waited almost 45 days for another home game. 

Angel: The Raiders take this one.

Zion: I’ll go with the Raiders at home. 

Chopz: Browns are going to win out. You heard it here first, folks. 

Adam: Lost. In. The. Sauce. Give me the Broncos as the Browns begin to beautifully implode. 

Angel: I think the Browns start to turn things around with a big road win.

Zion: A loss here puts the Browns in the dirt. I need to see it but I’ll go with Cleveland. 

Chopz: Packers are rolling and that continues this week. 

Adam: Packers because the soccer stadium the Chargers call home in Carson, California will be filled with Cheeseheads. 

Angel: The Chargers fired their offensive coordinator and I wasted a fantasy pick on Mike Williams. Green Bay continues their impressive play.

Zion: HE’S A BAAAAAADDD MAN! GO PACK GO! 

Chopz: What a game this will be. I think the Patriots win but it’s going to be a good one. 

Adam: Give me the Ravens because the Patriots have to lose at least once, right? 

Angel: The Ravens in a nice upset to send the “Brady to the Titans” rumors into a tizzy. 

Zion: The Patriots haven’t played a good team all season…. LAMAR IS GONNA BE THE ONE! 

Chopz: Cowboys on the road. 

Adam: Giants get spanked allowing me to enjoy yet another awful Monday Night Football matchup. 

Angel: My heart wants to see my G-Men take this one, but my brain will not allow it. Cowboys.

Zion: Giants are wearing the color rush unis… so we’ll look good in a loss.