Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 8

Sep 8, 2019; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson (8) celebrates after throwing a touchdown pass against the Miami Dolphins during the first half at Hard Rock Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Chopz: Vikings roll. 

Adam: I’m done talking shit about the Vikings since Kirk Cousins has put me in my place the last few weeks. 

Angel: Vikings continue their stellar play.

Zion: Vikings. 

Chopz: I told y’all to stop picking the Falcons. Seattle bounces back. 

Adam: Only a lunatic would pick the Falcons in this one, even though we’ve got another west coast team kicking off at 1 p.m. ET. 

Angel: Seattle rectifies their loss last week and beats up on the Falcons as Atlanta continues to sink in the standings.

Zion: I’m done trusting ATL. Atlanta sports teams are garbage. Hawks. 

Chopz: Give me the Colts here. 

Adam: Colts win. And, more importantly, cover. But you can check out those picks here.

Angel: Colts make it three in a row at home.

Zion: Black QBs taking over. Colts. 

Chopz: Saints take this one. 

Adam: Has anyone had the balls to offer up the truly horrendous, awful take that the Saints should stick with Teddy Bridgewater even when Drew Brees is cleared to play? Waiting for it to drop at some point. Regardless, Saints. Bu closer than the experts think. 

Angel: Saints get another win as they await Drew Brees’ triumphant return under center after the bye week. New Orleans might be the most complete team in football.

Zion: Cards offense starting to click but the Saints don’t care. Teddy and the gang keep wining.

Chopz: Swerve. Give me the Chargers on the road. 

Adam: How has trusting the Chargers worked out for me this season, pal? Bears. 

Angel: The sky is falling in Chicago with their offense being nonexistent. With that being said, I think they’ll right the ship and get a much needed win.

Zion: Chargers are finding new ways to lose every week. Chicago.

Chopz: Sammy is still seeing ghosts. Give me the Jags. 

Adam: As a Jets fan, I’ve watched some truly horrendous and embarrassing performances. But what we all unfortunately witnessed Monday in the Meadowlands was a new level of trash. Sam Darnold is NEVER going to live down seeing ghosts. Just another sorry episode for one of the sorriest franchises in all of sports. Now watch the Jets do something stupid and upset the Jaguars. Give me Gang Green. 

Angel: The Jets take this one on the road.

Zion: I wanted to pick the Jets but it’s common choice I see, let’s go Jags.

Chopz: Rams roll. 

Adam: Who cares about this game? Nobody in Los Angeles, that’s for sure. Taking the Rams. 

Angel: The Rams are going to sack Andy Dalton until he starts talking like a Peaky Blinder. L.A. in a route.

Zion: Rams. 

Chopz: Lions take this. 

Adam: For the record, this slate of games sucks. Like really bad. Lions. 

Angel: Both teams have lost three in a row, but I think Detroit wins this one at home. They’re better than their record says.

Zion: It was fun while it lasted but we probably in tank mode now. Lions.

Chopz: What a bad game. I guess give me the Titans. 

Adam: Tampa Bay because the Titans are consistently inconsistent. 

Angel: The Bucs win a convincing one on the road as Marcus Mariota watches Ryan Tannehill stink it up from the sidelines.

Zion: Tampa Bay.

Chopz: The Eagles can’t be this bad, right? I think they win in Buffalo. 

Adam: Desperate times call for desperate measures and who is more desperate right now to save their season than the Eagles? Philadelphia because they NEED IT. 

Angel: Philly picks up the pieces and wins on the road.

Zion: The Bills are the weakest 5-1 teams ever. Philly. 

Chopz: I’m not sure I believe in the 49ers, but I’ll take them here at home. 

Adam: I believe that the 49ers will remain undefeated after Sunday.   

Angel: The Panthers win in a stunner.

Zion: RUN CMC takes down the Niners. 

Chopz: Texans get the W. 

Adam: You’re trolling if you pick the Raiders. 

Angel: Houston bounces back from a tough loss last week to the Colts.

Zion: Not sure I’ve picked a Raiders game correct so I’ll go with Houston. 

Chopz: Listen. All I have to say is this: THE BROWNS ARE BACK, BABY. 

Adam: Hey, Twitter, how can you mute someone’s tweets, but just when they tweet about a certain team? Asking for a friend(s). Patriots can’t win this game by enough points to satisfy me. And a lot of other people who follow somebody. 

Angel: I don’t know if I trust the Browns enough to pick them on the road here. But you know what? I’ll take Cleveland for the sake of chaos.

Zion: I can see the Browns winning this game but I won’t be foolish enough to pick them. Pats in a close one. 

Chopz: I’ll go with the Packers. 

Adam: Everyone rolling with the Packers almost makes we want to swerve and pick the Chiefs. But I just can’t do it. Green Bay. 

Angel: Packers on the road because Mahomes is out. 

Zion: I’m going to with the BAAAAAAAAAAADDD MAN fresh off 6 TDS. Pack. 

Chopz: Steelers. 

Adam: Who wants to start a GoFundMe to get this game removed from the schedule? Steelers. 

Angel: Why is this the Monday Night game? I’ll take the Steelers, though.

Zion: Steelers.