Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 5

Aug 25, 2018; Indianapolis, IN, USA; San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo (10) calls a play at the line against the Indianapolis Colts defense in the first half at Lucas Oil Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Thomas J. Russo-USA TODAY Sports

Chopz: Let me start out by saying we might need to investigate Angel’s picks. Something fishy going on. Anyways, give me Seattle at home here. The Rams appear to be broken. 

Adam: When everyone’s jumping off the Rams bandwagon, maybe that’s the time to hop on. Give me Los Angeles in a minor upset. 

Angel: I want to go with the Rams here but I have to go with Seattle at home.

Zion: I can confirm Angel is cheating in some way. How you go 11-4 in a week where the favorites went 4-9? Anyways, Seahawks.

Chopz: Philly is beat up but the Jets are pretty bad. Give me the Eagles. 

Adam: The Jets have never beaten the Eagles before. Seriously. Philly is 10-0 all-time vs. Gang Green. It’ll be 11-0 after Sunday. 

Angel: Eagles even with Darnold possibly coming back after having too many makeout sessions.

Zion: Eagles. 

Chopz: I’m riding the Gardner Minshew wave until the wheels fall off. Give me the Jags. 

Adam: When you trust the Jags more than the Panthers, the NFL might be broken. Give me Jacksonville. 

Angel: Leonard Fournette finally opened up and I think he’s going to have another good game. Give me Jacksonville.

Zion: Stop giving Gardner Minshew all this credit like Leonard Fournette ain’t running for 200 yards. Give me the Jags. 

Chopz: We’re about to see Danny Dimes come back to Earth. Vikings. 

Adam: I hate that I like the Giants because that means they win a game they probably shouldn’t and Giants fans will be bragging and boasting worse than Drake on a post-NBA Finals bender. 

Angel: New York has all the confidence while the Vikings look like they wheels are about to fall off.  Give me the Giants, unfortunately. Shouts to Danny Dimelo on third straight win. He’s basically like Tom Brady.

Zion: Vikings usually give us trouble. The first good defense Daniel Jones will play. Vikings win, sadly. 

Chopz: The Saints are surviving without Drew Brees and I think that continues this weekend. 

Adam: Bucs haven’t won in New Orleans since 2015, but I’m going to swerve here and say they keep the good times rolling after last week’s massive upset over the Rams.

Angel: Tampa because of what Adam said.

Zion: The Bucs offense has been ridiculous but I think the Saints take this at home. 

Chopz: Have to go with the Titans here with Josh Allen’s health in question. 

Adam: Even if Allen doesn’t play, I’m not trusting the consistently inconsistent Titans as a favorite. Give me the dog. 

Angel: Titans because the Bills need to be humbled a bit.

Zion: Titans. 

Chopz: This is a BAD game. I’ll take Kyler here. He gets his first win. 

Adam: if the Bengals don’t get a win this weekend, it may not happen until November the way their schedule is shaping up. I’ll roll with Cincinnati. 

Angel: The Bengals are bad. Give me Arizona.

Zion: Cards. 

Chopz: Did Bill and Tom get to pick out the Patriots schedule? What is this. They roll. 

Adam: Only the certifiably insane would pick Washington to win this game straight up. 

Angel: Pats

Zion: The Redskins scored three points against the Giants defense. Now you’re playing arguably one of the best defenses in the NFL? Pats. 

Chopz: I think the Ravens might be frauds. Two wins this year against two teams that don’t have wins. Give me the Steelers. 

Adam: I don’t believe in the Steelers, but Pittsburgh isn’t an easy place to play. Give me the Steelers in an upset. 

Angel: Ravens will prove they’re for real and win on the road in Pittsburgh.

Zion: Bounce back game for Lamar and the defense. Ravens pull out their first victory against a team that has a win. 

Chopz: I’ll go with the Raiders against Chase Daniel, but I expect Khalil Mack to make a big statement against his former team. Just won't be enough. 

Adam: Knock on wood if you think the Raiders are winning this game? (Silence.) Thought so. 

Angel: Word is Roquan Smith is playing this week, making that Bears defense even scarier. However, Chase Daniel will have a hard time scoring against a decent Raider team. I’ll take Oakland across the pond.

Zion: I think Chase Daniel can do just enough to keep the Bears afloat, defense brings it home. Bears. 

Chopz: Chargers. 

Adam: Division game means this one will be closer than the experts think, but the severely banged-up Chargers eek it out. 

Angel: Chargers with Mike Williams finally being healthy? Maybe? My fantasy team depends on it.

Zion: MELVIN GORDON IS BACK. Go Chargers Go. 

Chopz: Both teams looking to bounce back. I’ll go with the Cowboys. 

Adam: The Packers have won seven of the last eight meetings against the Cowboys and are 3-0 in AT&T Stadium. Make it 8-of-9 and 4-0. 

Angel: Packers because the Cowboy were exposed last week.

Zion: Aaron Rodgers gives the Cowboys nightmares. Rolling with the Pack here. 

Chopz: Both of these teams might stink but give me Houston here. 

Adam: Team Deshaun. 

Angel: Texans are home but I don’t think they can score with Atlanta. Give me the Falcons because, why not?

Zion: Did y’all see Deshaun after last week’s loss? Falcons should probably be 0-4 this year if not for a miraculous catch and run from Julio. Texans. 

Chopz: Chiefs roll. 

Adam: Chiefs. But close. 

Angel: Chiefs at home but they don’t cover. 

Zion: Chiefs. 

Chopz: Give me the Browns. Feeling real good here. REAL GOOD. 

Adam: Shocker who the guy above me picked. Never expected that. But I agree. Give me Cleveland. 

Angel: Browns hand the Niners their first loss.

Zion: Browns but I’d love to see them lose this one.