As you probably know by now, UFC fighter Michael Bisping is a guy who likes to swear. A lot. That became crystal clear back in June when he attended a post-UFC 199 press conference with Luke Rockhold and proceeded to call Rockhold a "f*cking a*shole," a "motherf*cker," a "c*cksucker," a "p*ssy," and a "f*ggot." The guy is a cursing machine.
So when Bisping made an appearance on The Ric Flair Show podcast recently and was asked to talk about Brock Lesnar, we knew what was coming next. Much like Lesnar's UFC 200 opponent Mark Hunt, who went on a profane rant after Lesnar failed a drug test following the event, Bisping went off on Lesnar and called him, well, pretty much every name in the book. Here's his full rant:
How tough do you think Brock Lesnar is? Listen, I respect any man that steps into the Octagon because it takes balls. But if you have to go in there and take steroids to do it? F*ck you, you cocky son of a b*tch. Kiss my a*s. I will knock Brock Lesnar out with one f*cking punch. I will take him and throw him out of the Octagon like the p*ssy that he is. Am I making myself clear? F*ck Brock Lesnar! F*ck steroids! F*ck all you fucking f*ggots that want to come in here and take steroids. Am I making myself clear? I apologize for using that word. I shouldn’t have said that. But steroids have destroyed the sport and anyone that takes them, kiss my a*s.
He’s a big son of a b*tch, but as I said, real men don’t cheat in a real fight. In your world, you have to look good, you have to be big and it’s expected for the audience. You guys, good for you, good for you. In a real fight we shouldn’t be cheating and taking steroids.
Now, in fairness to Bisping, he has lost fights to Mark Henderson, Chael Sonnen, and Vitor Belfort in the past, three guys who were all caught using testosterone replacement therapy. So it's hard to blame him for getting all worked up (though, he should probably try to cut back on using that other F-word). But damn, dude. Do you know any words that aren't curses?