Fresh off his Super Bowl MVP performance in the...Super Bowl, Broncos linebacker Von Miller will reportedly follow in the gyrating footsteps of past NFLers *deep breath*: Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith, Jason Taylor, Warren Sapp, Lawrence Taylor, Michael Irvin, Ochocinco, Kurt Warner, Hines Ward, Donald Driver and Keyshawn Johnson, while using the offseason to bust a move on the inexplicably popular Dancing With the Stars. Obviously Miller's dominating showing in the Super Bowl helped him become a household name, and as we've seen on the field he's not shy about cutting a rug. Here's hoping ABC will let him pump until his heart and loins are content...:
...without fining him $12K like Roger Goodell and his goons.
[via @Mike Klis/9 News]
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