Here's a kid, no doubt wise beyond his age, who has set the bar about as low as possible for prom night by asking his date to #Trusttheprocess like a little teenage Sam Hinkie. Now, no matter how insufferable he is at the moment, she's committed to him with the hopes that in several years he can eventually pan out into an eight (or maybe even a seven) seed of a human being.
Nicely played, young man.
Millions of ex-high schoolers wish they had thought of that first.
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