Never thought we would say this in a million years, but being Cristiano Ronaldo isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, the money, women and placement among the greatest to ever play the game of soccer is appealing, but the Real Madrid star can't go anywhere without getting hounded by fans and admirers. 

In a recent video posted on YouTube, Cristiano stops by a local café to conduct a simple experiment: How many times can he sip his tea in comparison to the number of times he will be asked to take a photo with a fan?

The final tally for fan photos is terrifying, while the sips of tea you can literally count on one hand. 

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[via YouTube]