This morning, undoubtedly for the first time ever, something entertaining happened at the NFL Combine when Mississippi State's Chris Jones had his dick pop out as he finished up the 40-yard dash. In a tryout format that's micro-analyzed to an absurd degree (down to hand sizes and heights rounded to the nearest eighth of an inch) it's unclear whether this'll help or hurt Jones' draft stock; but we'd argue it's definitely the best way for the defensive lineman to expose himself to the widest range of teams. As of yet we haven't heard Mike Mayock belt out and breakdown an official measurement, but at some point you know he will.
Now there's a lot (like, a lot) of websites where you can see dicks on the internet. But this isn't one of them. You can watch a video clip of the "wardrobe malfunction" below. Hopefully you're not at your job on a Sunday. But, if you are, it should go without saying that it's not safe for work.
[via NFL Network/VidMe]
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