Despite having his vas deferens tied into a knot that'd make any boy scout proud, New York Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie has gotten his wife Terricka pregnant with twins. The two youngsters-to-be will give the Pro Bowler a dozen, which is sure to make things even more complicated for a guy who already has to memorize 10 names/birthdays:
Antonio's odds of making kid No. 13 in the future will surely go down as his wife told Us Weekly she plans to get her tubes tied. Still, we have faith that somehow Antonio will find a way to get it done.
Also, if we were her, we'd probably go to a different doctor.
[via Us Weekly, YouTube]
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