The unfortunate thing about the Panthers playing last Thursday is that we'll have to go a whole Sunday without the Cam Newton dab. No worries, though: We have LeSean McCoy and T.Y. Hilton, who'll fill in the dab-less hole by doing....well, something.
McCoy's end zone celebration at least makes a little sense. Look at this guy. He's opening up the safe, taking out the cash, and making it rain on fools. This is how a 10-yard touchdown catch is capped: Borrowing a celebration from a convicted murderer.
Only one of them has a reason to keep dancing. The Bills lost, but the Colts are on a three-game winning streak.
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[via Mike Suszek]